Christmas Day!

What a super great day. Lots of relaxing, sleeping and some cute presents! Not much more to tell, so here's a picture.

Merry Christmas everyone! Licky kisses to all and to all a woof woof!

Christmas Part 2

As far as I'm concerned, I don't get to spend enough time at my "real" home - daycare. Mommy and Daddy decided to go to some place they called Las Vegas with Grandpa, Grandma and Grandpa. I like them all, they smell nice. I didn't get to smell them though, because I got to go to Wags and Wiggles. I L O V E that place! Usually I get in the door, hear something like "we'll miss..." and I can't really hear anything else until I'm in back with all my blue-shirted two leggers and 4 legged (proper amount of fur on their body) friends. No offense, but Mommy and Daddy and those tall ones just don't have enough hair on them to be trusted! Where was I? Oh yeah, Wags and Wiggles was so fun.. oh wait, no, Las Vegas, that's it. So they went and stayed at some big hotel thingy and saw a circus show called Ka. When they got home they said it was fun, but they have no idea what fun is. Here are some pictures of them and the stuff they saw while they were there.

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My Christmas Month - Part 1

What a great and fun month it's been! I turned 1 year old, as you may know from below. But they have this thing called Christmas! Apparently, people spend time together, frolic and have a great deal of fun. I didn't understand most of it. What I did notice was some cute little petters come over. They were fun. I guess some food gets decorated before you eat it. Talk about prolonging the agony! I'm a "it hits the ground and it's gone" kinda girl myself. You can decorate it before I know about it, but if I catch wind that it's food, then don't bother. Just get it down here, I'll do my sitting, and we'll get on with this thing! Here's some pictures of the sweeties that came to pet me.

Here's a picture of their silliness. Decorating food - pure silliness!


But after that, they gave me a cute little Santa on a rope. I don't know what a Santa is, but its parts chew off pretty easy. They took him away and I ended up with just the rope, which I liked too.


OH and they brought this really cute pawrubbing thingy! It looks like a flower, but doesn't smell like a flower. The little petter always wears the shoes that are shown on top of it. They are very very very cute, but I don't want to bite them - so I don't.



So THAT was good day!!

My Birthday

Well Sunday was my very first birthday! Mommy and Daddy decided to have a party cause I love to meet people! We got a kitty pinata (what's a kitty?) and we had cupcakes and I got lots of fun presents! Lots of fun new edibles and toys to play with!

There was a sign and balloons for me! Those balloons scared the crap outa me though - I had to run around those stupid things twice or three times before they were kindly hung up and out of my way!

Mommy found some super cute napkins, but somedog stepped on almost all of them!

Daddy made cupcakes and Mommy decorated them.

I got a cute lipstick so I can look pretty for future guests!

Mommy made me a cupcake too! I don't mean to be critical, but it tasted like dogfood with peanutbutter on top.

I had to taste test every last bit of it and lick the grass clean to be sure, but I'm positive that's what it was!

All in all - a pretty spectacular day for me - I must say. I think I'd like to turn a year old every week.

Almost Happy Birthday to ME! :)

Look – It’s almost my very first birthday!! Whoo Hoo!! I know sometimes humans give gifts on birthdays, but I’m a lucky dog and have everything I need. If you still want to give, can I ask you to donate to or for other puppies? Here are a few…

Guide Dogs for the blind

Assistance dogs for the handicapped

Seal Beach Animal Shelter: Local pro-life shelter

August PJ Party!!

I've been invited to a PJ party and we picked out such a cute pair! SO cute! I didn't get to go, but I did get to keep the PJs. Oh - and you can see a new toy friend too. His name is Horny - cause he's a rhinosaurus. Get it? He's squeaky in so many places and crinkles, and honks! It's spectacular. I won't say he's a new boyfriend, but I will say I sure like him.

July and it's HOT!!

Well it is H O T - ding dang hot! I know some dogs have allergies to water and some love it. I'm very half and half. I don't care for it when it's sprayed directly in my direction. That's not as much fun. But I love to chase it when it sprays away from me. I could do that for hours. Mom figured out a way to cool me down too. I REALLY like fresh water! I like to chase it and attack it straight from the sprayer!! It's awesome! But only if it's dripping, or bouncing off the ground like this.

It does give me soggy face though. But it's so worth it!

Updates All About Me!

Well - I guess it's been awhile again. Things have happened, life is good! I'm going to do a bunch of updates today and I'll date them so you know what's been going on! Take this ride with me - won't you?

Molly

Pretty Photo Album of ME

Because I'm so damn cute Mommy and Daddy got a wild hair to have a really cute photo album. They searched Ebay - where all the cool stuff is - and found someone who makes them for around $20! Here's the link to the sale. Look how great this turned out?! Yes - that's a picture of me on the front of a photo album! What will they think of next?

Front



Back

Bluey's tale, er tail, uhm, Tale of woe!

Hi - My name is Bluey. As you can see, I'm a fun loving multi-colored squirrel.

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I found this little website while searching for some sort of cure, vaccine, or anti-dote for the curse I call Mollychewalotaass. So this little website seems to portray your little Molly as quite the angel eh? I'm rather glad I was able to hack into this retarded little site to tell the truth! I know it'll be torn down the minute that jackass Dog gets wind, but I don't care. This tale, much like the story of a goofy little monkey with too much time on his hands named George, needs to be told.

Most of the beginning is fairly fuzzy, much like my sweet little caboose, but I remember being in a Wal-Mart, and picked out by this cute couple. I thought maybe they had a nice big backyard with some acorn trees that needed a little pruning and cleanup. I'm fairly good at that. Well they bring me home and introduce me to The Monster they call "Little Sweety". For the record, she is neither little nor resembles anything sweet. Take a look at my first day in the house - see the plumage on that behind?

Gorgeous huh?! That took WORK. Ya think that grew overnight? I don't actually know, because I always had it, but STILL it's damn sexy!

So the first time we're introduced, I say "Hello Molly, it's nice to meet you. Where are the trees that need a little extra effort?" Well that's what I WOULD have said if she'd given me a chance!!
At least she cut me off before I lied because all I was able to say was "Hello Mol" and she lunges at me and BIT MY FREAKING FACE! Then she drags me out of the cute ladie's hands and begins to shake me around like some kinda sock puppet! I tried to explain "HEY - I'm a squirrel - let me go - I just clean trees - I'm not for eating!" Well she must have understood that, because she only CHEWED on me - didn't bother with the swallowing part.

Very kindly of the cute couple, they rescued me after not too long. I've tried to reintroduce myself and explain my position on a number of occasions. MONSTER will have none of it and has decided my sweet little derrière is some sort of dental floss. As you can see, I've been abused, misused, degraded, and assaulted. And if anyone out there feels like rescuing me, or perhaps has a couple acorn trees that need some upkeep - I'd be happy to - JUST GET ME OUTA HERE!!

Thank you and Goodnight. Bluey

P.S. The dog is a sadist - her name should be Mollyesterer!

P.P.S. She has some boyfriend she treats the same way. I have NO idea why that grinning idiot sticks around! I think he may be a bit touched in the noodle, if you know what I mean.

I Don't Feel "Fixed"

I don't know about these people of mine.

First I had to get " fixed", whatever that means.

All I know is they shaved my belly, and now I have

stitches that I'm not allowed to lick.

So they either make me wear this

pink doggie t-shirt backwards.

Or I have to wear this giant cone.

Sheesh.

Where Have I Been?

It's summer! You don't expect me to sit in front of the computer every day,

do you?

I've learned to play frisbee but I'll only bring it back for a treat. And even then, I get bored after about 5 throws. I'd rather chew on the frisbee but I'm not allowed. At least, I think that's what UH UH means. Sheesh.

Being this cute only gets me so far... ;)

xo

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My Boyfriend

This is my boyfriend.

I love him very, very much. So much I chewed off one of his ears.

But he's mine. All mine.

I love him so.

xo

That's Some Dog

Check it out!

I won a blue ribbon at Dog Fun Day -- a fundraiser for Therapy Dogs of Southern California. http://www.therapydogsofsocal.org/

I won for "Fastest Tail Wagger".

I rock. ;)

xo

P.S. I hope to be a therapy dog someday.

ALOHA!

ALOHA!

Does this grass skirt make my butt look big?? ;)

xo

My First Centerfold

Playdog here I come! ;)

xo

Hair Cut Part II

I got groomed again. This time they put a freaking bow in my hair. You can't see it in this picture because it's just too humiliating.

There's my ball in the background. Don't expect me to bring it back if you throw it. ;)

xo

Oops - I Did It Again

But it was completely Daddy's fault. You know how cute I am when I sleep, right?

So he gets suckered in because I'm dog tired and sleeping cutely when it's time for bed. He doesn't take me out before we go up to bed and I'm too exhausted from a fun day of play to go ring the bell in the middle of the night. I think you know what happened...

Daddy better pay better attention if I'm gonna get my 1 month pin!

Potty Training Update

Last night I slept in my favorite spot in the bedroom! This tile is sooooo nice!! I'm so excited! All I had to do was learn to ring a bell they put on the doorknob when I need to go out! How hard is that? It didn't take me more than a week to get it and one more for Mommy and Daddy to make sure I understood it! It was so nice that I BARELY wanted to get up this morning. The bell is GOOD. :)

My Sister - Rosie

When I was in the pet store (see very first picture) my sister was there too! Mommy and Daddy didn't know until the day they came to pick me up and SURPRISE - We're both there! (My sister was hiding in the back the first time they came and met me.) The pet store people said "You should meet them both and see which one you like best". So they met and fell in love with each of us - but in a different way. We must have been there for an hour. While they talked, they called me Molly and my sister Maggie - just so they could talk about us. Poor Mommy and Daddy had to choose because they couldn't take both of us. They decided on me, because I was the one they met first!

Just the other day I heard them wondering about Maggie, which made me wonder too. I wonder how she's doing? She was so happy and affectionate in the store, I wonder if she kept that with her new Mommy and Daddy?

So Daddy took me shopping at Pet Smart today - that was pretty fun! I walked on the counter, which will teach daddy to put me in the cart and then put the cart next to the counter. But I digress. ;) Anyway, we walk out and there is someone else to meet as I'm walking to the car. I love meeting new people!! So this guy says "Wow - she looks just like our Rosie"! Well Daddy is inquisitive and starts asking questions about where Rosie was from, when she was born and it turns out...

I think we met my Sister's new Daddy!! Same birthday, same store, everything! C R A Z Y!!

They exchanged information so that we can see each other again and I can't wait! This is going to be so fun!! She was so much fun to grow up with and I miss her sometimes. In fact, I look in the mirror sometimes and pretend it's her so we can play together. (Either that, or I'm addicted to my own good looks).

I can't wait to see her again. I'll keep you posted. Whoo Hoo!